Hi! Some guy called us here for some reason. Do you know where we are, Brock?

The bar up there says "The Funnies."

The Funnies? What's that supposed to mean? Why'd he bring us here?

Allow me. I'm the owner of the site, Nidorino23. I'm a little busy maintaining and holding up the other parts of the site (while also keeping my trainer at bay) so I figured 'What better trio...'

Pika! Pichu. Pika pika pi chuka pii?

Yes, I am sorry, four people. But, since you asked, I learned English in the 'Pokemon' Tech (not the one you know). I just wanted my master to understand what I was saying so I took english lessons. But I'm just taking up space now. I was hoping you th..four could help me around with this section. Just be yourselves.

Okay....Be ourselves.........Hey, Brock, why are we lost all the time?

Well, you know, it's kinda funny....I...I.....

I CAN'T READ A MAP

Actually...now that you mention that......I have something I want to come clean on too..

This hat is a counterfeit. Look. (A tag hangs out reading "Made in China")

Ash....You never really owed me a bike. That was my best friend's bike. My mom payed her back months ago. I was just using that as an excuse to keep traveling. I....l..lo.....It just wouldn't feel right.

Oh? And why's that?

Uh...Well you see....It's just..........I'd miss you, Ash.

If you two are done, I have something I'd like to say.

Not pikachu but....(starts glowing and growing)

A Mewtwo in the disguise of a Pikachu!

So all this time I had a Mewtwo???? I thought Mewtwo left for good. Why are you here?

Because....because....y' know what? I dunno why I'm here.

So..... hey if you're here than something's...missing. Hey where's Team Rocket? They ought to be here by now if a Mewtwo is.

Hey! We're not THAT stupid. We tried to handle that thing once. Ain't that enough?

We aren't sticking around as long as that thing is!! I don't know about you Jess, but I am ready to blast off! (Runs off)